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Parents: -flipping through TV channels in the den, stumble across Doctor Who on BBC America-
-theme song comes on-
Dad: Oh...oh dear god...
-scuffle scratch scratch-
-scratch CRASH scuffle BANG CRASH-
Me: -bursts through the door- I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
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